A studio apartment

My Perfect room is like a studio apartment and has all of the amenities you’d have in your studio apartment (except the bicycle). It has a balcony (and view would be nice, but not essential). It has a keypad on the front door and room door. Your codes are emailed, so you never have to wait around doing that annoying check-in. In fact, you never really have to see any hotel staff. A newspaper is delivered every morning early. The phone is free for calls within Canada. There is a grocery store, liquor store, and coffee shop on the same block.

~ Anonymous